Georgina Bowman Facts

• Georgina Bowman doesn't actually write the news, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

• Georgina Bowman doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now."

• Georgina Bowman can believe it's not butter.

• Georgina Bowman grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.

• Georgina Bowman can touch MC hammer.

• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Georgina Bowman's fist.

• Georgina Bowman does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

• Georgina Bowman can kill two stones with one bird.

• Superman owns a pair of Georgina Bowman pyjamas.

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